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Bog Standard

Toilet humor has always been the reliable retreat for daily publications, and writers stay alert to significant toilet tales and historic moments, notably connected to soccer. It was quite amusing to learn that a prominent writer a well-known presenter owns a West Bromwich Albion-inspired toilet within his residence. Spare a thought about the Tykes follower who understood the bathroom rather too directly, and needed rescuing from an empty Oakwell stadium after falling asleep on the loo during halftime of a 2015 loss against Fleetwood Town. “He had no shoes on and couldn't find his phone and his cap,” stated an official from the local fire department. And who can forget at the pinnacle of his career playing for City, the controversial forward popped into a local college to use the facilities back in 2012. “He left his Bentley parked outside, then entered and inquired the location of the toilets, subsequently he entered the faculty room,” an undergraduate shared with the Manchester Evening News. “Subsequently he wandered round the campus as if he owned it.”

The Restroom Quitting

Tuesday represents 25 years to the day that Kevin Keegan resigned as the England coach after a brief chat in a toilet cubicle alongside FA executive David Davies deep within Wembley Stadium, after the notorious 1-0 loss by Germany in 2000 – the national team's concluding fixture at the historic stadium. As Davies recalls in his journal, FA Confidential, he stepped into the wet troubled England locker room directly following the fixture, seeing David Beckham weeping and Tony Adams energized, the two stars urging for the suit to bring Keegan to his senses. Following Dietmar Hamann’s free-kick, Keegan had trudged down the tunnel with a thousand-yard stare, and Davies found him slumped – just as he was at Anfield in 1996 – in the dressing room corner, muttering: “I'm leaving. This isn't for me.” Collaring Keegan, Davies tried desperately to salvage the situation.

“Where could we possibly locate for confidential discussion?” stated Davies. “The tunnel? Full of TV journalists. The dressing room? Heaving with emotional players. The bath area? I couldn’t hold a vital conversation with the national coach while athletes jumped in the pool. Merely one possibility emerged. The toilet cubicles. A significant event in English football's extensive history occurred in the ancient loos of a venue scheduled for destruction. The coming demolition was almost tangible. Leading Kevin into a compartment, I secured the door behind us. We stayed there, eye to eye. ‘You cannot persuade me,’ Kevin stated. ‘I'm gone. I'm not suitable. I'll inform the media that I'm not adequate. I'm unable to energize the team. I can’t get the extra bit out of these players that I need.’”

The Results

Consequently, Keegan quit, later admitting that he had found his stint as England manager “soulless”. The double Ballon d'Or recipient continued: “I struggled to occupy my time. I ended up coaching the blind squad, the deaf team, working with the ladies team. It’s a very difficult job.” The English game has progressed significantly during the last 25 years. For better or worse, those Wembley toilets and those two towers have long disappeared, although a German now works in the coaching zone Keegan formerly inhabited. Tuchel's team is considered among the frontrunners for next year’s Geopolitics World Cup: Three Lions supporters, appreciate this period. This exact remembrance from a low point in English football serves as a recall that situations weren't always this good.

Current Reports

Tune in with Luke McLaughlin at 8pm British Summer Time for women's football cup news concerning Arsenal's match against Lyon.

Daily Quotation

“We stood there in a lengthy line, clad merely in our briefs. We were Europe’s best referees, top sportspeople, examples, mature people, mothers and fathers, resilient characters with great integrity … but no one said anything. We hardly glanced at one another, our gazes flickered a bit nervously as we were summoned forward in pairs. There Collina examined us thoroughly with an ice-cold gaze. Mute and attentive” – ex-international official Jonas Eriksson shares the degrading procedures match officials were formerly exposed to by ex-Uefa refereeing chief Pierluigi Collina.

Football Daily Letters

“What does a name matter? A Dr Seuss verse exists titled ‘Too Many Daves’. Did Blackpool encounter Steve Overload? Steve Bruce, along with aides Steve Agnew and Steve Clemence have been removed from their positions. Is this the termination of the Steve fascination? Not completely! Steve Banks and Steve Dobbie continue to manage the main squad. Complete Steve forward!” – John Myles

“Since you've opened the budget and awarded some merch, I've opted to write and share a brief observation. Ange Postecoglou states that he picked fights in the school playground with kids he anticipated would defeat him. This self-punishing inclination must explain his option to move to Nottingham Forest. Being a longtime Tottenham fan I'll continue appreciating the subsequent season award but the only second-season trophy I can see him winning along the Trent, should he survive that period, is the second tier and that would be a significant battle {under the present owner” – Stewart McGuinness.|